这个帖，究竟是炫耀还是献丑呢，算了，反正110个全在这里了，虽然很多译文我自己也觉得没底，先拿出来晾晾~
姑且算是向集体智慧求助吧，至于要不要翻译，如何翻译，这个问题留该大家好了……
首先是kya曾经发过的一部分，大多翻译的还不错，就放在前面好了
【通用墓志铭55个】
Rest in Peace
长眠不醒
Beloved Mother
最亲爱的妈妈
Earth this casket keeps, and the sunbeams long to linger, where our sainted baby sleeps
大地怀抱着灵柩，阳光依偎在枕边，这里安睡着我们天使般的宝贝
Here lies an Atheist * All dressed up * And no place to go
这里躺着一位无神论者*穿戴整齐*无处可去
This spot is the sweetest I've seen in my life * For it raises my flowers and covers my wife
这是我一生中见过的最美妙的地方*因为它养育了我的鲜花也掩埋了我的妻子
Here lies a man who died * Nobody mourned * Nobody cried * How he lived * How he fared * Nobody knows * Nobody cared
这里躺着一个死去的男人*无人哀悼*无人哭泣*他从何而生*他从何而死*无人知晓*无人在意
Grim death took him * Without any warning * Well at night * Dead in the morning
无常来索命*事先没通气*夜里没咋地*一早便嗝屁
Eat, Drink and Be Merry * For Tomorrow You May Die
吃吧，喝吧，及时行乐*反正迟早会死
Quoth the Raven, Nevermore
鸦云：永不复焉/*艾伦坡 《杜鸦》*/
Here lies my love, Here lies my heart
吾爱逝兮，吾心丧兮
Beloved Father
最亲爱的爸爸
I told you I was sick!
我早就告诉你我病了！
Sleep with Angels Evermore
与天使同眠，直至永远
Hey! Who blew out the candle? * Hello... Is anyone there?
嘿！谁把蜡烛吹灭了？*喂……有没有人啊？
Weep not father and mother for me, for I am waiting in glory for thee.
生亦何欢，死亦何苦？ 我心归寂，奈何父母！
Precious love * Precious one * We will meet again * To be as one
I came here to die * Not to make a speech!
我是来这里下葬的*不是来演讲的！
A precious one from me has gone * I am left alone to carry on
We must all die * there is no doubt * Your glass is running... mine is out
生死有命*自有天定*你命尤长……吾寿已尽
Nothing is so sacred as honor * Nothing is so loyal as love
没什么比荣誉更神圣*没什么比爱情更忠贞
Many a heart by sorrow pressed * Doth envy me my peaceful rest
悲哉芸芸众生*岂不羡我安宁
Nary a drop * Nary a one * Dead anyway * Because of a gun
无人吊唁*无人生还*难逃一死*枪炮无眼
Life is a jest * All things show it * I thought so once * Now I know it
人生是场闹剧*事事皆应此理*生前便曾有感*死后更不怀疑
Sometimes, there is no poison like love
有时候，爱情胜过一切毒药
Love is your spirit in the sun * Strength is your legacy you left * Life is your essence never gone
This old world is made brighter * By the lives of folks like you
这世界变得更加精彩*只因还有与你一样的人活着
Step softly * A dream lies here
请漫步轻声*这里躺着一个梦
So much to do * So little done
这辈子*做事太少*撒尿太多
Sleep on sweet baby, and take thy rest * God called thee home, He thought it best
睡吧亲亲宝贝*愿你好好安息*上帝将你召回*自有他的道理
Learn the living from the dead * How easy breaks life's tender thread
Poems and Epitaphs are but stuff * Here lies Zed Blacksword * That's Enough
颂歌铭文皆显粗陋*这里躺着泽·黑剑*这已足够
This tombstone is a Milestone * Hah! how so? * Because beneath lies MILES * who's MILES below
这不是墓碑而是里程碑*因为下面埋着“李诚”*就埋在几英里的地下
*Carrie McGee* Old man McGee wanted to marry... So the devil sent him Carrie.
*卡丽·麦克吉*老头麦克吉想要结婚……所以魔鬼给了他卡丽。
*Owin Moore* Gone away, Owing more, than he could pay.
*翟泰多*寿终寝,债太多，还不起。
Here Lies Johnny Yeast * Pardon me for not rising
这里躺着乔尼·易斯特*恕我不起身相迎
* Jeffrey Bottom * His wife was constantly scolding and scoffing * So he sought for repose in a 12 coin coffin
* "老底"杰弗利 * 难耐唠叨妻 * 花了12块 * 躲进棺材里
Here Lies Lester Moore * 4 Slugs from a .44 * No Les No More
这里躺着布多·布绍*他被44手枪击中了4发*“不多，不少”
Here doth lie on John Fry * Hit in the eye socket * by a falling sky rocket
这里躺着的是约翰·弗莱*看烟火时不留神*高空坠物砸脑门
Here lies Charles * Had six guns * Needed seven * Now he is in heaven
On the 22nd of June * Edward Fiddle * Went out of Tune
Here lies Kelley * We buried him today * He lived the life of Riley * When Riley was away...
这里躺着凯利*今天他与祖先团聚*当“安怡”离他而去*他终于得到了安逸……
Here lies Chad Martin * a.k.a. Gods Fury * Master of knives * He could make quite a mess * Killed while trying to put Belle in a dress
Here lies Bryan Wilkinson * The doc said he'd be "alright" * Guess doc was all wrong
Here lies Lester "Mr. Wags" Stocker * Magic, Thief , Talker was quite the weed * He will pester us no longer * Because we planted him like a seed
Here lies Dave Jordan * His last words were a shame * "There's a light at the end of the tunnel"... * Unfortunately it was a Train
这里躺着戴夫·约旦*他的遗言很丢脸*“隧道尽头有亮光”……*不幸的是那是一列火车
Here lies Richard A. Nelson * He was such a giving man * We will miss him with all our heart * -Madam Lil and the girls-
这里躺着里查德·A·纳尔森*他是一个如此乐于奉献的男人*我们将全心全意地缅怀他*-丽儿夫人和她的姑娘们-
Here lies Geoff Upton-Rowley * I can see up your skirt
Here lies Darren "The Cruel" Park Esq. * Husband to Ronda * Father to Catherine and Meghan * Great Stillwater Beast Hunter and collector of skulls and antiquities
Here lies Jason "ButterTaco" Furler * Master dark elf swordsman of evil * The IFS Zephyr came down upon his head * While he was collecting twigs and berries
Here lies Joe Easter * Died before his time * He just wouldn't listen * When we said "By Design"
Here lies Sissie Chang * Fumbled a grenade * Went out with a bang
这里躺着希瑟·常*生前乱丢手雷*死于一声巨响
Here lies Scott Jacobson * Who came upon an evil lich * He didn't even think to run * And ended up in this ditch
这里躺着斯科特·雅布森 * 不巧遇到坏巫妖 * 头也不回玩命跑 * 阴沟里面跌一跤
Here lies Tiffany Chu * Practiced in the diplomatic ways * They brought her to * the end of her days
蒂凡妮·楚葬此处*一生奸猾最世故*自欺欺人终是死*聪明反被聪明误
Here lies Cameron DeMar * The wild warrior was put to rest after a long life of great battles * May he rest in peace
卡梅隆·狂蛮 * 终生征战 * 致死方休 * 马革裹尸
In memory of Quang Pham * Lost to us while travelling to Tarant University * His body was never recovered
纪念张帆*在去往塔伦特大学的路上失踪*他的尸体至今没有找到
+++++++++++邪恶的分割线++++++++++++
下面的翻译都是今天上午我临时做的，大家做好心理准备 = =
押运什么的都完全没有考虑，还请大家忙帮多出几个方案来~
【同好会公墓墓志铭55个】
Here lies JeffZero * He was the Bane of the Board * But now that he's dead * He's the bane of the Lord
这里躺着杰夫零 他生前是论坛的祸根 不过现在他死了 他现在是上帝的祸根啦
Here lies Shards * Master of the double-post * Here lies Shards * Master of the double-post
这里躺着沙德斯 重复灌水王 * 这里躺着沙德 重复灌水王
Here lies Azira * The master of the haiku! * May he rest in peace
这里躺着阿基拉 俳句大师 愿他安息
Here lies Kozmo_Naut * "A madman", they frowned * The question is now * Did he go up? * Or did he go down?
这里躺着寇兹莫 纳特 人们都皱起眉头叫他“疯子” 现在的问题是 他被烧死（上升）了么？ 还是说他被载入史册（下降）了？
Here lies Calis * He spammed * And spammed * So we shot him
这里躺着卡里斯 他不停的发送垃圾邮件 所以我们把他枪毙了
Here lies Olvan Steelcraft * He who annoyed the gods far too long * Was fried by something he was trying to master
这里躺着欧凡 五金 是一个早该见上帝的人 他被自己试图掌握的东西给炸了
Here lies a Plastic Couch * He went out with a bang * Because something horrid * Happened to his wang...
这里躺着塑料床（貌似是常在官方论坛发言的活跃网友之ID） 他死的很突然 因为他的[哔——]发生了可怕的事（？）
最近才发现wang有这个含义 详情参见urban词典
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wang
Here lies Sphinx * Killed by a ravenous herd of sheep
这里躺着斯芬克斯 死于一群饥饿的绵羊
Here lies Scratch * Died as he lived * with Trade on his lips
Here lies Eiloch * 'neath earth and rock * Found its best to aim rifles * with shoulder 'gainst stock
这里躺着埃洛克 被埋在泥土和岩石之下 他发现了来复枪的最佳瞄准方法 用肩膀顶住枪托
Here lies young Sawtooth * He cast a spell * In a steam powered voting booth
这里躺着年轻的“锯齿” 他在蒸汽动力自动售货亭里释放了一个法术
Diakonov the sorcerer * Who had died from a slouch * He may have lived a hundred more years * If he hadn't sat on that Plastic Couch
巫师荻阿库诺 死于懒散 他本该能活100多岁的 要是他没有坐在那张塑料床上的话
Dear old Toblix * May he rest * An Ogre took to heart * What he meant in jest
亲爱的老托布里克斯 愿他安息 他不过开了个玩笑 但是那头食人魔却当真了
Here lies Marcus the Anarchist * He pulled out the grenade and threw the pin * May he rest in pieces
这里躺着无政府主义者马库斯 他拔出了手雷丢出了保险拴 愿他安息
Shadowfax is here * Redeemer too near * Use only where there's abundant space * Or vaporize without a trace
Here lies Psyrus * Beta! He cried * He made such a fuss * Perhaps that's why he died?
这里躺着塞卢斯 测试版！他大叫道 真是大惊小怪 或许这就是为什么他死了？
Here lies MonkeyPunch * So sad he did not see the Oregolem * SCRUNCH
这里躺着猴子的重拳 真可惜他没看到那个矿石傀儡 咔嚓
Poor poor Xerophyte * Eaten by a tribe of Kite
可怜的“干燥地带植物” 被一群鹰吃掉了
Here lies Ratster * So sorry you did not see the cat, sir
这里躺着老鼠先生 很遗憾你没看到那只猫，先生
Bammer we fear has been gone a while * We miss him * His presence was so worthwhile
我们所畏惧的骗子已经死了很久了 我们非常想念他 他的存在是那么有价值
Here lies CodeGuy * The UberFAQ will never die!
程序员虽死 用户问答永存！
Here lies Chud * Sure wish that grenade had been a dud
这里躺着查德 多希望那枚手榴弹是个哑弹啊
Brother Nikko * So kind and gentle * We are glad you recovered * From being so mental
日光兄弟 多么亲切而又温和的人 真高兴你康复了 你以前实在是太聪明了
Here lies Stravaig * A knife through the chest * Milady caught him flirting * And thought it was best
这里躺着Stravaig 被一把刀刺穿了胸膛 调情的时候被（米拉迪）太太抓个正着 而且她认为这样处理最恰当
Here lies Milady * Queen of the chat * Dead at her keyboard * They found her like that
这里躺着米拉迪 聊天女王 死在键盘前 人们发现她时就是这个样子了
Here lies Beelzebubb * Met the wrong end * Of an ogre's club
这里躺着别卜西 死于食人魔棍棒的另一头（meet one's end 是死，get the wrong end of the stick是搞错了）
Here lies Aldaronis * Sorcerer of light * A ride on the train * Brought about his night
这里躺着奥达若尼斯 光明魔法师 一次火车旅行 迎来了他的夜晚
Here lies V^^^^V * Please leave the stake in place
这里躺着V^^^^V 股市有风险 入股须谨慎
Here lies Merlina * A lady true * Beat with a flounder * Till she was black and blue
这里躺着迈阿霖（隼） 真正的女士 和一条比目鱼搏斗 直到遍体鳞伤
Here lies Master Tech * Who asked lots of questions * Like when the heck * Will this game will be done!
这里躺着泰克大人 他总是问个不休 比如 这个游戏究竟他妈的什么时候能完成！
Under this here crux * lies Mr. Cruxington * Too much of a crux * For Ms. Cruxington
这下面就是问题的症结所在 这里躺着郑杰先生 对于郑杰夫人而言 症结实在太多了
Here lies Zentarim * whew! * Nearly forgot him
这里躺着赞塔里木 吆！ 差点把他给忘了
Here lies Enclave Trooper * Run down in a drunken stupor
这里躺着英克雷骑兵 死于被酒后驾驶者碾过
Joe Smoke Smack Toblix on back o' da head * It woz only a pat but da guy fell down dead * Joe wept till he died, struck down by 'is greef * Dat Ogres don't morn is a foolish belleef.
乔 斯莫克拍了一下托布里克斯的后脑勺 不过是轻轻拍了一下可那个家伙就倒地死掉了 乔被他的“悲伤”打倒了 不停的哭泣直到死去 那些食人魔？愚蠢的“信仰”。
Here lies The Restless One * Thinks he's alive * But this one's gone
这里躺着不眠者 本以为他还活着 但是这个已经死了
Here lies Wojit the Great * He likes rice * So we buried him with it... * Isn't that nice?
这里躺着伟大的Wojit 他喜欢大米 所以我们把他和大米葬在一起…… 多漂亮啊
Here lies Dangerboy * Bit off more than * His name could chew!
这里躺着迪博威 他吃了比自己名字还要难嚼的东西！
Here lies Magao (or so we're told) * Shapechanging caused his demise * To take the guise of a wolf may be bold * An automaton was unwise
这里躺着马高（反正就是这么告诉我们的） 变形术导致了他的死 伪装成狼或许有些大胆 但是机器人可是没有脑子的
Here lies Red Herring * He died of the pairing * Of the red and the herring
这里躺着红色鲱鱼（怪盗基德？） 死于试图将红色和鲱鱼配对
Here lies Skorpios * Close friend of Barry * Found that when using Dynamite * It doesn't pay to tarry * He was a writer and a poet * Never at a loss for a word * But in the end he was speechless * Until Barry's voice was heard * "BUGGER"
这里躺着Skorpios Barry的密友 深知在使用炸药时不宜久留 他曾是一位作家和诗人 遣词造句从不迟疑 但是最终他还是语塞了 因为Barry的声音被听成了“同性恋”
Excalibur The Great * Met an untimely fate
伟大的伊斯凯利博 英年早逝
Oyarsa, amazed by flight * Thought up an idea while up late at night * He invented wings to fly like a dove * Then jumped off a cliff from high up above
欧亚萨，向往蓝天 他深夜冥思想出了一个主意 制造了一对像鸽子一样的翅膀 然后从高高的悬崖上跳了下去
Gustavef, second to none * He got something pissed * Then pulled out his gun * Too bad he missed
古斯塔夫，不是圣人第二 他惹恼了某个家伙 然后他掏出枪射击 糟糕的是他没打中
A great Hunter of Snarks is often renowned * From the beast he is never to flee * But still that is how he wound up in the ground- * For the Snark was a Boojum, you see
伟大的猎蛇鲨者总是以不让任何一只猎物逃脱而闻名 不过这同样是令他倒地血流不止的原因 因为那蛇鲨其实是一头“Boojum”。
（参考 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hunting_of_the_Snark ）
Here lies omnipotent_256 * While in a fight * He dropped his gun * The other guy won
这里躺着全能_256 在一次战斗中 他掉了他的枪 结果另一个家伙赢了
Here Lies Khalim * He would have lived a hundred years * Lasting long without any fears * Afraid of nothing he stood tall * Until an ogre took a whack with it's maul
这里躺着Khalim 他本来能活到100多岁的 他就那么毫无畏惧的待在原地 面无惧色的站在那里 直到一个食人魔用大槌用力一击
Here Lies Thenomain * Better known as "Scrumptious" * Or at least that's what the ogre * Said he was
这里躺着Thenomain 他以“无忧无虑（也作 美味的）”而著称 反正至少食人魔是这么说的
Here lies Ezekiel Stargazer * Rest in pieces * Plural because * He's now wolven feces
这里躺着占星术士伊齐基尔 一片一片的（音同“安息”） 这里用复数是因为 他现在已经是狼粪了
Here lies Nollidj__ * The anti-establishment fiend * Refused all his stars * From the day he was weaned * When we found him in bed * We weren't surprised those underscores had smushed his head
这里躺着Nollidj__ 反主流狂人 自断奶那天起他就一直反对所有的“星号” 当我们在他的床上发现他的时候 一点不惊讶他的头已经被那些“下划线”给碾碎了
Here Lies Jonathan * He made us Laugh * He Made us Cry * He pissed us off * We hoped he'd die!
这里躺着乔纳赞 他令我们欢喜 他令我们哭泣 他把我们给惹火了 我们希望他死掉！
Flipz now lies deep in the Earth * He had found the inherent danger * Of sleeping too close to the hearth
Flipz现在被深埋在地下 他已经明白睡觉离壁炉太近有多危险了
Here lies Heroman * And his trusty flounder * Slipped when a victim ran * THWACK!!!
这里躺着Heroman 以及他忠实的比目鱼
Here lies Qib * Nary a lie * Nary a fib
Here lies a Lurker * But one of many, I'm sure * Dedicated fans one and all * Even if they didn't write any words
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发表于 2008-8-11 14:50:06
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